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Itâs a team project nightmare: a work project has gone so off-track, and none of the people assigned to it are able to drag it past the finish line, so some poor sucker is thrown on the job to take the L and close the book on it. This situation has become remarkably common in Major League Baseball, where position players are being sent out to the mound to close out games where their team is getting blown out. Take last weekâs 20-0 Brewers rout over the Reds, when a position player pitched the end game because the team didnât want to tire out any pitcher on a doomed game. The crazy part is, thatâs showing up in the stats: position players phoning innings in as pitchers have been responsible for 0.9% of all runs allowed this season.Â
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The crypto industry spent years fighting for a friendlier rulebook in Washington. It got a lot of what it wanted: the GENIUS Act gave stablecoins their first federal framework, regulators eased their approach to digital assets, and Wall Street pushed deeper into crypto products and infrastructure.
What crypto didnât get this week was a way to make that dĂ©tente stick.
The Senate Tuesday failed to advance the CLARITY Act, falling short of the 60 votes needed to move it forward, per Reuters. The bill would have put more of the current crypto regulatory framework into federal law, including clearer lines around which digital assets fall under the SEC versus the CFTC. Instead, much of that work now stays with regulators themselves. A major sticking point was ethics, with Democrats objecting to legislation backed by an industry in which President Donald Trump and his family have significant financial interests. Republicans added tougher ethics provisions before the vote, while disagreements over stablecoin rewards and other parts of the bill also remained.
And Thursday offered a pretty good illustration of what that means in practice.
The SEC unveiled a five-year exemption allowing approved platforms to trade tokenized versions of US stocks, potentially clearing a path for companies including Coinbase and Robinhood* to expand tokenized-equity products in the US. The exemption also gives certain liquidity providers relief from dealer-registration requirements. Crypto-linked stocks rose alongside the broader market Thursday.
That sounds like good news for the industry, and in the near term it is. But it also highlights the distinction CLARITY was supposed to address. The SEC can loosen rules, create exemptions and open new regulatory pathways. Those decisions are still agency actions, though. This particular exemption lasts five years, and a future commission or administration could revisit the broader regulatory approach. A framework written into federal law would be much harder to unwind.
That creates a funny split for Wall Street. Firms that already have big crypto businesses may not have much reason to change course immediately. But the calculus gets trickier for investments that havenât happened yet like acquiring a crypto exchange, building a new custody business, or spending heavily to expand in the US. These all require a longer view of the rulebook. And companies may be less willing to tolerate it when deciding where to put billions of dollars, buy a business or build infrastructure meant to last a decade.
Markets have reflected some of that whiplash. Coinbase, Circle and other crypto-linked stocks sold off after Tuesdayâs Senate vote. On Thursday, crypto-linked shares rebounded as the SEC announced the tokenization exemption and Treasury yields retreated.
The TakeawayÂ
CLARITYâs failure doesnât suddenly change the rules for crypto companies already operating in the US. Thursdayâs SEC move shows the industry can still get meaningful relief through agency actions. But without legislation, much of that progress still rests on rulemaking decisions that future regulators could revisit.
Investors are now waiting to see whether cryptoâs regulatory rulebook can outlast the regulators delivering them.
âHelena Cheng
*Robinhood Markets, Inc. is the parent company of Sherwood Media, an independently operated media company.
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