Alphabet’s record Q1

Search and Cloud continue to deliver, as Alphabet announces its first-ever dividend

4/26/24 10:45AM

Alphabet arguably posted the pick of the big tech earnings yesterday, reporting more than $80bn in revenue and a record $25.5bn in operating income. What really got investors going, however, was the news that the company would pay its first-ever dividend alongside a $70bn share buyback plan, sending shares up more than 10% and taking Alphabet into the coveted $2 trillion market cap club.

Reports of the death of Google Search…

… might be exaggerated. Or, at least, early.

In recent years, a number of articles — including a particularly sharp one from Ed Zitron just this week — have outlined the demise of Google Search. While it may be harder than ever to find what you’re looking for on Google, that hasn’t translated into any discernible impact on the search giant's bottom line (yet). The search engine raked in over $46bn in ad sales in Q1 alone... translating to ~$20m of revenue every hour.

Plugging more sponsored results at the top of the Google search bar might make for a worse user experience, but, for now, it also means more money for the company, which is spending a fortune on staying competitive in the AI race. Indeed, the cherry on top was the stellar performance of Google Cloud, which as a division tripled its operating profit, boosted by a rise in demand for all-things-AI (server infrastructure etc).

Why the company has decided to start paying a dividend now is somewhat curious. Maybe it’s run out of suitable ideas to invest that money into… or maybe it’s just so profitable it can do both: pay a dividend and invest for the future.

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eBay stock slumps on gloomy Q4 outlook despite solid Q3 earnings

Shares of eBay fell as much as 10.5% in premarket trading on Thursday morning after the company gave a lower-than-expected profit forecast for the important holiday shopping season.

The e-commerce giant reported solid numbers for the third quarter on Wednesday, with revenue up 9% as reported to $2.8 billion and gross merchandise volume rising 10% to $20.1 billion, topping the average analyst forecast of $19.4 billion, per Bloomberg.

However, concerns about the future somewhat overshadowed these results.

eBay outlined its profit outlook for the period ending in December to $1.31 to $1.36 a share, with revenue at $2.83 billion to $2.89 billion. According to Bloomberg-compiled data, this broadly matches Wall Street’s estimates for the top line, but misses on the bottom line, with analysts forecasting EPS to come in at $1.39 — suggesting the company expects some further margin pressure.

The company has been facing macroeconomic challenges since the US ended the de minimis tariff exemption in late August, with the online marketplace reliant on shipments. One small silver lining? CFO Peggy Alford highlighted a “less durable trend” on a post-earnings call: that as commodity prices for precious metals boomed, demand for bullion and collectible coins on eBay spiked.