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Alphabet’s record Q1

Search and Cloud continue to deliver, as Alphabet announces its first-ever dividend

Alphabet arguably posted the pick of the big tech earnings yesterday, reporting more than $80bn in revenue and a record $25.5bn in operating income. What really got investors going, however, was the news that the company would pay its first-ever dividend alongside a $70bn share buyback plan, sending shares up more than 10% and taking Alphabet into the coveted $2 trillion market cap club.

Reports of the death of Google Search…

… might be exaggerated. Or, at least, early.

In recent years, a number of articles — including a particularly sharp one from Ed Zitron just this week — have outlined the demise of Google Search. While it may be harder than ever to find what you’re looking for on Google, that hasn’t translated into any discernible impact on the search giant's bottom line (yet). The search engine raked in over $46bn in ad sales in Q1 alone... translating to ~$20m of revenue every hour.

Plugging more sponsored results at the top of the Google search bar might make for a worse user experience, but, for now, it also means more money for the company, which is spending a fortune on staying competitive in the AI race. Indeed, the cherry on top was the stellar performance of Google Cloud, which as a division tripled its operating profit, boosted by a rise in demand for all-things-AI (server infrastructure etc).

Why the company has decided to start paying a dividend now is somewhat curious. Maybe it’s run out of suitable ideas to invest that money into… or maybe it’s just so profitable it can do both: pay a dividend and invest for the future.

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Hims to stop offering copy of Wegovy pill following FDA scrutiny

Hims & Hers said it has decided to stop offering its newly launched copycat version of Novo Nordisk’s Wegovy pill, after the telehealth company drew criticism from the Food and Drug Administration. 

“Since launching the compounded semaglutide pill on our platform, we’ve had constructive conversations with stakeholders across the industry. As a result, we have decided to stop offering access to this treatment,” Hims wrote on X.

Shares of Hims are down double digits in premarket trading on Monday, while Novo Nordisk ADRs are up more than 6% as of 5:20 a.m. ET.

On Friday afternoon, the FDA said it would take “decisive steps” to restrict GLP-1 compounding. Department of Health and Human Services General Counsel Mike Stuart said on social media Friday he had referred Hims to the Department of Justice “for investigation for potential violations by Hims of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act and applicable Title 18 provisions.”

Hims launched the product last week, a seeming copy of a recently released and patented drug, which immediately drew fire from Novo Nordisk and regulators.

Shares of Hims are down double digits in premarket trading on Monday, while Novo Nordisk ADRs are up more than 6% as of 5:20 a.m. ET.

On Friday afternoon, the FDA said it would take “decisive steps” to restrict GLP-1 compounding. Department of Health and Human Services General Counsel Mike Stuart said on social media Friday he had referred Hims to the Department of Justice “for investigation for potential violations by Hims of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act and applicable Title 18 provisions.”

Hims launched the product last week, a seeming copy of a recently released and patented drug, which immediately drew fire from Novo Nordisk and regulators.

Hims oral semaglutide

Hims, long flying under regulators’ radar, finally strikes a nerve with its Wegovy pill copy

It’s unclear if the pill Hims is selling works or if the FDA will allow it.

$1.3M

There’s still plenty of money to be made in brainrot. The top 1,000 Roblox creators earned an average of $1.3 million in 2025 — up 50% from the year prior — according to CEO Dave Baszucki on the company’s fourth-quarter earnings call.

Roblox paid out $1.5 billion to creators last year, meaning its top 1,000 creators took home about 87% of the total pool.

Like other creator economy giants, Roblox rewards its biggest creators for their contributions to user engagement. Creator-made titles like “Grow a Garden” and “Steal a Brainrot” substantially boosted playing time over the course of the year. In September, the company increased its developer exchange rate, or the ratio of in-game currency to cash payout, by 8.5%.

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