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Dream job alert: Texas food-delivery company Favor wants to pay someone $10K to become its first-ever Chief Taco Officer. We think we found our calling.
Stocks bounced back to start the week as investors prepped for a crush of big tech earnings starting with Microsoft and Alphabet today. Twitter shares popped 6%. About thatâŠ
He really did it⊠Elon bought Twitter. Yesterday Twitter agreed to sell itself to Elon Musk for $44B after weeks of intrigue. A recap: three long weeks ago Elon outed himself as Twitterâs biggest shareholder and (briefly) joined its board. Then he tried to take over, prompting the board to use a poison pill to try to stop him. It didnât workâŠ
The internetâs town square⊠is about to get Elon-ified. After loudly criticizing Twitter for suppressing free speech, he has hinted at making changes to the platform:
The Technoking is a famously hands-on tycoon⊠Heâs less interested in reputation and more interested in influence. Twitter doesnât have TikTokâs user base or The New York Timesâ cachet, but it has outsized influence because it's used by everyone from US presidents to Kim K. So while some billionaires pay for prestige (see: Jeff Bezos buying The Washington Post), Elon pays for primacy: he wants to be at the center of the issues that interest him. First it was accelerating the green transition with Tesla, then colonizing other planets with SpaceX, then âsolvingâ traffic with The Boring Company â and now âsavingâ free speech with Twitter.
Have a Coke and a smile⊠Coca-Cola sales have taken off as more people sip on Gatorades and super-sized movie-theater Sprites. Cokeâs stock hit an all-time high yesterday after smashing Wall Street's earnings expectations, posting growth in every category:
High-fructose frenzy⊠Between inflation, rising interest rates, and the war in Ukraine, investors have had a tough time finding stable profits in the market. But pantry powerhouses like Coke have weathered the recent volatility as consumers keep splurging on brands they canât live without.
Consumer staples are the port in an economic storm⊠along with other non-cyclical stocks â aka companies selling essential goods and services (think: groceries, gas). When the economy is booming, non-cyclicals tend to be less popular than their high-growth cyclical peers (like: tech, travel, and cars). But when growth slows, investors gravitate toward necessity-driven non-cyclicals since sales and earnings tend to remain stable regardless of the broader economic conditions.
Authors of this Snacks own: shares of Alphabet, Twitter, Starbucks, Ford, New York Times, Microsoft, Tesla, and GM
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