Hey Snackers,
Forget Paris Fashion Week: America’s next top mullet will soon be crowned after the “Mane Event” of the USA Mullet Championship. This isn’t the one that Tyra Banks was rooting for.
The S&P 500 closed down 1.5% after a turbulent week that featured growing recession fears and bummer inflation data (still too high). The VIX (aka: Wall Street’s “fear gauge”) spiked to over 32, signaling higher volatility expectations.
Break out the boozy bingo… Retirees are getting the biggest boost to their Social Security benefits in over four decades. Starting in January, all Social Security recipients will get a record 8.7% bump, bringing the monthly payouts to just over $1.8K. Every year the US government adjusts Social Security benefits to keep up with the cost of living (see: COLA). Despite a nearly 6% increase in COLA benefits this year, the payout hasn't kept up with inflation.
Goodbye, Boca timeshare… The extra cash should be a welcome relief to inflation-strained retirees, since Americans are burning through their savings. Last year, the cost of one of Medicare's most popular coverage plans went up 14.5% to $170/month. Since most older adults opt to have those costs deducted from their SS checks, it leaves them with less $$. Meanwhile, nearly $3T has been wiped from Americans' retirement accounts (think: 401(k)s, Roth IRAs) as stocks have tumbled this year.
Not all benefits are created equal… While a bigger check is a win for retirees, it could come at the expense of current workers and future retirees. Gen Zers are starting to save for retirement earlier than previous generations, and they have good reason to: the Social Security Trust Fund (which pays out retiree benefits) is projected to run dry in 2034, leaving enough money to cover only 77% of scheduled benefits.
All eyes on Netflix… but everyone’s bingeing Tuesday’s earnings, not “Dahmer.” After losing 1M+ subscribers over the past two quarters, Netflix plans to launch a $7/month ad-supported tier next month to revive growth — just weeks before Disney+ plans to launch its own cheaper tier. The commercials, which should average four to five minutes per hour, will cost advertisers big $$ and run on Microsoft tech. Meanwhile, Netflix’s $20B of original-content spending this year could cut into earnings: it expects profits to dip 34% this quarter from last year.
All charged up… Tesla was on a roll last quarter. The EV icon delivered a record 343K vehicles (up 45% from last year) and analysts say it'll likely report $22B+ in third-quarter revenue on Wednesday (which would be up 63%). The accelerators: Tesla hiked prices on all models last quarter, upped production at its Berlin factory, and is ramping up in Shanghai. The speed bump: the record deliveries were below expectations, and there’s a chance Elon’s baby won’t meet its annual target because of logistical snags and high delivery costs.
The metaverse doesn’t have legs… literally. Meta has spent $15B+ on its metaverse, but Horizon Worlds had only about 300K users as of February, and its avatars still don’t have legs. Last week Meta dropped a leg teaser — but admitted it was made using motion capture (read: fake digi-legs). Meta also launched a $1.5K VR headset and a Microsoft remote-work partnership (think: metaverse Excel). But meta-investments are expected to lose $$ for years. Meta’s cutting staff as growth slows (a first), and shares are down 60%+ this year. Zuck put it best: “Legs are hard.”
The gig is up… On Tuesday the US Labor Department announced a proposal that could classify millions of gig workers (think: delivery drivers, janitors, and home-care aides) as employees rather than independent contractors. The final rule is expected next year and would likely boost gig workers’ pay and benefits, while hurting the gig-dependent biz models of companies like Uber, Lyft, and DoorDash. And unlike California’s AB5 bill, this rule would have consequences nationwide.
Authors of this Snacks own: shares of Amazon, Tesla, Netflix, Snap, AT&T, Disney, Uber, Boston Beer, Twitter, and Microsoft
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