Hey Snackers,
AI is coming for your future — literally. The fortune-cookie industry is debating whether to use ChatGPT, instead of humans, to draft those little snippets. One AI-generated bit of wisdom said: “Your fate is written in the stars and encrypted in the clouds.” That’s deep… learning.
Stocks ticked up for the week, led by the Dow, after some big banks kicked off earnings season with stronger-than-expected #s. But major indexes dipped on Friday as Fed rate-hike expectations jumped. Traders are no longer betting on a breather in May.
’Tis the season… but it may not be so jolly. Earnings season is upon us, and expectations aren’t high for the first-quarter stocking. Quarterly profits from S&P 500 companies are expected to have dropped 6.8% from last year — that would be the sharpest earnings decline since lockdown-era 2020 and the second straight quarter of falling profit. Meanwhile, analysts expect that sales inched up a measly 1.8%. But the kickoff to earnings season pleasantly surprised:
Growth at all costs < profit at less cost… Soaring interest rates and sticky inflation have eaten into profits and cooled demand. Cue: companies are shifting away from growth-driven investments to focus on cost-cutting profit boosters. It’s “the year of efficiency,” Meta CEO Zuck says. Corporate titans are tightening their belts to prep for a downturn. Last week the Fed said it expected that the banking-crisis fallout would tip the US into a recession this year.
“How low will you go” is the question… on investors’ lips. They’ll be listening for guidance about how much lower corporate profits could fall. If companies signal further declines ahead, this year’s rally could reverse. But if cost-cutting measures start to show up on earnings reports as improving profits, markets could be pleasantly surprised.
Biscoff cookies en route to Cabo… United Airlines and Alaska Air may have reason to join the spring-break party when they report this week. While US airline fares are up 17% on the year, travel demand is still taking off. The TSA's expecting a record-breaking year for flights, and analysts think this may be airlines' busiest spring ever. Last week Delta unloaded a quarterly loss, but projected strong growth and profit ahead. It expects record advance summer bookings as consumers prioritize delayed YOLO experiences.
It’s finally here… Tuesday is the deadline to file tax returns for most Americans (many residents of CA, GA, and AL have until October). And it may be the last go-around for what you could call “IRS 1.0.” Over the next two years, the IRS will use billions in federal funding to upgrade its ’60s-era tech and hire 20K new employees. For you: faster returns and shorter phone wait times. Next tax year, the IRS will require anyone earning $600+ on payment apps (for goods and services — not from splitting checks) like Venmo to report it.
An apple a day… keeps the bills away. More Americans could see a boost in their credit scores after credit agencies scrapped 70% of all medical debt in collections. Last year, Experian, TransUnion, and Equifax removed already paid medical debt from millions of credit reports. Last week they took it a step further by removing all unpaid debt up to $500. Nearly a tenth of US adults owe at least $250 in medical debt, but many don’t notice until it dings their credit score. The move could provide relief at a time when US households carry record debt.
Still watching… Votes will be counted today to see if the Writers Guild of America will strike in the event that a new contract agreement isn’t reached with studios by May 1. If the WGA strikes, we could see a repeat of the last screenwriting stoppage in 2007, which lasted 100 days. On the table: shortened TV seasons, cancellations, and a bump in unscripted content (imagine: more “Love Is Blind”). A strike would be a headache for streamers who are hungry for the next “Succession.” They’re expected to splurge $23.4B on scripted titles this year.
Authors of this Snacks own shares: of Amazon, Alaska Air, Google, Delta, Disney, Tesla, Microsoft, and Walmart
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