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Apple is starting to show its age

Today’s event, complete with discussion of sleep apnea, showed Apple is catering to older customers. Bye-bye skydiving and rock climbing. Hello heart monitoring and fall detection.

Apple is almost 50 years old. It’s acting like it.

During Apple’s hardware event today, Apple felt older than ever. To wit: Company executives mentioned “sleep apnea” a dozen times and introduced a new feature on the Apple Watch that measures breathing disturbances. The AirPod demo discussed “hearing loss” way more than sound or audio quality, as they showed off noise reduction features as well as a clinically validated hearing test. Indeed, the AirPods Pro 2 will now double as hearing aids, which will benefit anyone with a hearing impairment, regardless of age.

Generally, a brand that once felt young and hip seemed to be acting its age, trading in super sexy styles for features that seemed to be genuinely useful for a user base that is getting older. Bye-bye skydiving and rock climbing. Hello heart monitoring and fall detection. Apple’s preoccupation with style seems to have given way to a focus on durability and substance. The company’s obsession with high-end materials — sapphire, titanium, ceramic — felt more in line with renovating a bathroom than promoting the next hot technology.

But rather than trying to pretend otherwise, the iPhone maker seems to be leaning in. Apple and many of its customers are aging, and it’s meeting them where they are. And as they say, with age comes wisdom.

Today Apple laid out the biggest update to its flagship iPhone to date: the iPhone 16 has incorporated AI, or Apple Intelligence, throughout the device. If the demos are to be believed, the new iPhone will be able to anticipate your needs, understand what you say, and do things for you by pairing artificial intelligence with the fact that Apple knows everything about you. In other words, it will be a far cry from the Siri of yesterday.

That means some potentially very helpful and time-saving features: Being able to tell Siri to find and text someone images from an event. Having it play music or add dates to your calendar based on what comes up in your text conversation. Giving you context about where you are or what you’re looking at through your phone’s screen. Prioritizing and summarizing your notifications. (Apple was sure to emphasize privacy at every step because all this stuff sounds very invasive, too.)

Of course, that all means Apple could further lock people into its ecosystem. You can almost hear the antitrust case writing itself. But until then, Apple seems to be aging gracefully.

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“Given that there have been over 1,000 AI laws proposed at the state level, this was a necessary move by the Trump Administration to keep the US out in front for the AI Revolution over China,” Ives wrote, adding that state-by-state regulation “would have crushed US AI startup culture.” The presidential order would withhold federal funds from states that put in place onerous AI regulations.

This morning, Whitehouse AI adviser Sriram Krishnan said in a CNBC interview that he’d be working with Congress on a single national framework for AI.

Despite Ives’ rosy read-through on the order, with the exception of Nvidia, which jumped on a report of boosted Chinese demand, many AI stocks are in the red early today. The VanEck Semiconductor ETF is down nearly 1% premarket, as the AI trade struggles thanks to underwhelming earnings results from Oracle earlier this week.

“Given that there have been over 1,000 AI laws proposed at the state level, this was a necessary move by the Trump Administration to keep the US out in front for the AI Revolution over China,” Ives wrote, adding that state-by-state regulation “would have crushed US AI startup culture.” The presidential order would withhold federal funds from states that put in place onerous AI regulations.

This morning, Whitehouse AI adviser Sriram Krishnan said in a CNBC interview that he’d be working with Congress on a single national framework for AI.

Despite Ives’ rosy read-through on the order, with the exception of Nvidia, which jumped on a report of boosted Chinese demand, many AI stocks are in the red early today. The VanEck Semiconductor ETF is down nearly 1% premarket, as the AI trade struggles thanks to underwhelming earnings results from Oracle earlier this week.

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Meanwhile, a US appeals court partly reversed sanctions against Apple in Epic’s antitrust case, calling parts of the order overly broad, but upheld the contempt finding and left a sweeping injunction in place — keeping pressure on Apple to allow developers to steer users to outside payment options and reduce its tight control over how apps can communicate and monetize on iOS.

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Report: AI-powered toys tell kids where to find matches, parrot Chinese government propaganda

You may want to think twice before buying your kids a fancy AI-powered plush toy.

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A report out by the Public Interest Research Group details what researchers found when they tested five AI-powered toys for kids bought from Amazon. Some of the toys offered instructions on where to find matches and how to start fires.

NBC News also bought some of these toys and found they parroted Chinese government propaganda and gave instructions for how to sharpen knives. Some of the toys also discussed inappropriate topics for kids, like sexual kinks.

The category of AI-powered kids toys is under scrutiny as major AI companies like OpenAI have announced partnerships with toy manufacturers like Mattel (which has yet to release an AI-powered toy).

A report out by the Public Interest Research Group details what researchers found when they tested five AI-powered toys for kids bought from Amazon. Some of the toys offered instructions on where to find matches and how to start fires.

NBC News also bought some of these toys and found they parroted Chinese government propaganda and gave instructions for how to sharpen knives. Some of the toys also discussed inappropriate topics for kids, like sexual kinks.

The category of AI-powered kids toys is under scrutiny as major AI companies like OpenAI have announced partnerships with toy manufacturers like Mattel (which has yet to release an AI-powered toy).

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The company’s new flagship model, GPT-5.2, is out, and the company is calling it “the most capable model series yet for professional knowledge work.”

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman called it the “smartest generally-available model in the world” and shared benchmarks that showed it achieving higher scores than Gemini 3 Pro and Anthopic’s Claude Opus 4.5 in some software engineering tests and abstract reasoning, math, and science problems.

In a press release announcing the new model, the company said: “Overall, GPT‑5.2 brings significant improvements in general intelligence, long-context understanding, agentic tool-calling, and vision — making it better at executing complex, real-world tasks end-to-end than any previous model.”

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman called it the “smartest generally-available model in the world” and shared benchmarks that showed it achieving higher scores than Gemini 3 Pro and Anthopic’s Claude Opus 4.5 in some software engineering tests and abstract reasoning, math, and science problems.

In a press release announcing the new model, the company said: “Overall, GPT‑5.2 brings significant improvements in general intelligence, long-context understanding, agentic tool-calling, and vision — making it better at executing complex, real-world tasks end-to-end than any previous model.”

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