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JPMorgan can't understand why in the world Tesla would be up after earnings

Analysts: they’re just like us. Namely, the fine folks over at JPMorgan, much like at Barclays, seem equally mystified as we are that Tesla’s stock could be trading up so much after reporting such dismal earnings. From a research note today:

“It’s not clear to us why Tesla shares traded as much as +5% higher in the aftermarket Wednesday, although we have some leading theories. Perhaps it was management’s statement that it had identified an achievable path to becoming worth more than the world’s five most valuable companies taken together (i.e., more than the $14.8 trillion combined market capitalizations of Apple, Microsoft, NVIDIA, Amazon, & Alphabet). Or maybe it was management’s belief that just one of its products has by itself the potential to generate ‘north of $10 trillion in revenue’. It may have even related to management guidance for 2026 (no financial targets were provided, but it was said to be ‘epic’) and for 2027 and 2028 (‘ridiculously good’).”

They added:

“What does seem clear is that the move higher in Tesla shares bore no relation whatsoever to the company’s financial performance in the quarter just completed or to its outlook for growth in the coming year.”

As we’ve noted, CEO Elon Musk is doing his best to point investors toward Tesla’s other ventures —  robots, AI, autonomous ride hailing, solar roofs — that is, everything besides its struggling electric car business.

For what it’s worth, JPM says fundamentals will “eventually matter” and is predicting a 65% downside to the current share price.

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OpenAI files confidentially for IPO

Today OpenAI announced it has filed confidentially with the SEC to go public. The company said in a blog post that it filed the draft S-1 form.

OpenAI’s filing comes a week after arch-rival Anthropic — now valued at $965 billion — also filed a confidential S-1 for its own public offering. Both IPOs are expected to be among the largest in US history.

In a press release, OpenAI wrote:

“We expect it to leak so we’re just announcing it. We have not decided on timing yet; it may be a while because there are things we want to do that are likely easier as a private company. But it’s a complicated set of tradeoffs and this gives us the option to go public sooner if that ends up being best.”

In a press release, OpenAI wrote:

“We expect it to leak so we’re just announcing it. We have not decided on timing yet; it may be a while because there are things we want to do that are likely easier as a private company. But it’s a complicated set of tradeoffs and this gives us the option to go public sooner if that ends up being best.”

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Intel shares soar on report of Google chip deal, possible future Nvidia business

Shares of Intel soared in early trading on a report that Google and Nvidia are considering turning to the chipmaker as a backup supplier to TSMC, as surging demand continues to outpace supply.

The Information reports that Google has placed an order with Intel to manufacture more than 3 million of its increasingly popular tensor processing unit chips in 2028.

According to the report, Nvidia is currently testing to see if Intel could manufacture its next-gen Feynman chips.

Taiwan-based TSMC has enjoyed a huge lead in the market of manufacturing advanced chips for Apple, Nvidia, and others.

Intel has been struggling to fight its way back into the AI chip business, but has made headway with the help of the Trump administration, which sought to shore American chipmaking with a $8.9 billion investment of taxpayer money, and several high-profile deals.

The Information reports that Google has placed an order with Intel to manufacture more than 3 million of its increasingly popular tensor processing unit chips in 2028.

According to the report, Nvidia is currently testing to see if Intel could manufacture its next-gen Feynman chips.

Taiwan-based TSMC has enjoyed a huge lead in the market of manufacturing advanced chips for Apple, Nvidia, and others.

Intel has been struggling to fight its way back into the AI chip business, but has made headway with the help of the Trump administration, which sought to shore American chipmaking with a $8.9 billion investment of taxpayer money, and several high-profile deals.

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