A Nintendo Switch 2, GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen’s underwear, and lunch at McDonald’s in Miami can be yours for just $1 million
If you want a stapler, a very special staple, a Nintendo Switch 2, and GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen’s boxers (or briefs?), boy, have we got a deal for you!
All of those items — plus a trip to Miami and lunch at a very popular quick-service restaurant — can be yours if you win the “GameStop Staplegate Charity Auction” (up on eBay) with a bid of over $1 million, thanks to Cohen upping the ante with this post on X on Thursday:
If this reaches seven figures I will fly the winner to Miami, take them to McDonald’s for lunch and personally deliver my preowned underwearhttps://t.co/RCUlyiVpfa
— Ryan Cohen (@ryancohen) July 10, 2025
“Staplegate” refers to one unfortunate incident among many that occurred in the frenzy to get the hotly anticipated Nintendo Switch 2, when a GameStop employee stapled the customer’s receipt to the box (yes, the winner gets that very box as well) and punctured the screen of the new console in the process.
As of noon Thursday, the top bid is $110,000. Crossing the six-figure threshold means that Cohen’s underwear is already in play. There’s still a ways to go before a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in South Beach is on the menu, though.
Per Cohen, the proceeds will go to the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals.
