2025 was a pretty good year for US stocks... and new data suggests it was an even better one for workers on Wall Street itself.

In a year that saw pretax profits on the Street rise more than 30% to a record $65 billion, dealmakers, traders, and wealth managers raked in ~$246,900 in bonuses on average — an all-time high — per a new report from New York State Comptroller Tom DiNapoli published on Thursday.

According to DiNapoli, last year’s record $49.2 billion bonus pool (estimated using income tax data without including stock options or other deferred compensation) reflects Wall Street’s “strong performance for much of last year, despite all of the ongoing domestic and international upheavals.”

Very big things are happening today in the world of nutritionally complete products that taste like chalk, as Danone has agreed to buy the celebrity-backed protein bar, powder, meal, and meal replacement shake maker Huel for €1 billion, or around $1.2 billion.

In a statement announcing the acquisition, Danone — apparently the No. 1 yogurt producer in the US and the nation’s top plant-based food and beverage company as well — said that buying Huel will enhance its “presence in functional nutrition and extend its portfolio into the fast-growing Complete Nutrition space.” Danone, the parent company behind Evian and Actimel, also praised Huel’s “best-in-class digital execution” and fan bases across the UK, Europe, and the US.

Bulking season

Huel, a portmanteau of “human” and “fuel,” was only set up just over a decade ago, but thanks to its marketing efforts, a buzzy product range that marries on-the-go eating with nutrient-dense, plant-based ingredients, and a decent list of (mostly UK-based) celebrity investors, like actor Idris Elba and talk show host Jonathan Ross, sales have soared.