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We’ll do nothing!

Tariffs have us heading for a “do nothing” economy

To play the game, you’ve got to know the rules, and in trade, those rules are being rewritten in a very haphazard fashion.

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The reciprocal tariffs that turned financial markets upside down haven’t even gone into effect yet. Even so, there’s an emergent theme in what kind of reactions we’re seeing — and realistically, would expect to see — from Corporate America.

The strategy is, to borrow from Seinfeld character George Costanza’s TV show pitch: “We’ll do nothing!” Tariffs this large are paralyzing (or worse) for corporate decision-makers, because the rules of global trade are being rewritten to an uncertain end for a potentially indefinite period of time. Or not.

By contrast, Covid — in financial terms — was primarily a liquidity crisis, with companies racing to get their hands on cash and investors seeking safety in the most riskless asset there is. From the February 19, 2020, prepandemic peak in stocks through the end of March, money market fund assets increased by a whopping $763 billion. Long and short positions in futures were liquidated en masse to meet margin calls. Swaths of companies began to draw on their revolving credit facilities to bolster their cash reserves. Buybacks went on hold. And so on.

There is always room for any downturn to become a liquidity crisis, but for now, the defining characteristic of what we’re in the midst of is that it’s causing economic actors to want to do nothing. 

Here are the not-so-sweet nothings:

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The “PO” in IPO now stands for “put off.” Swedish BNPL company Klarna delayed its initial public offering, as did StubHub. Media reports indicate that Ryan Reynolds-connected TV ad platform and fintech company Chime is also reportedly staying away, likely due to (to use a euphemism) “market conditions.”

“Expect management teams to strike a cautious tone, validate a pause in customer activity,” Bank of America analysts led by Ebrahim H. Poonawala wrote in a recent note previewing bank earnings, in which they cut profit estimates for the group.

Tapped Out

In a very related bad-news story for Corporate America in general and financials in particular, the credit market is seemingly drying up. High yield and investment grade cumulative issuance barely inched higher last week. Patterson Cos was the only new high-yield sale last week, and investment-grade issuance had its slowest week of the year. Per Bloomberg, one ready borrower passed on tapping the market on Friday after China announced retaliatory tariffs.

Act of God

According to a letter seen by Reuters, Howmet Aerospace has declared a “force majeure event” and is aiming to excuse itself “from supplying any products or services that are impacted by this declared national emergency and/or the tariff executive order.” Force majeure is typically invoked due to an “act of God,” wherein tornados or tsunamis disrupt operations and leave companies unable to make good on contracts.

And, in a small — but meaningful, for millions of gamers — example of how tariffs can undermine the best-laid corporate plans, Nintendo said it’s delaying Switch 2 preorders in light of the levies.

Just imagine thinking of sending cargo across the Pacific from Asia, where devices like the Switch are being manufactured, when you’re staring at massive tariffs once you get there. Understandably, many shippers aren’t, per the CEO of supply chain logistics company Flexport:

Even worse than doing nothing, some companies are already going to be doing less, with fewer workers. Notably, Stellantis announced plans to lay off 900 US workers.

Sitting, Waiting, Wishing

Faced with a looming shock to both prices and activity, the latest message delivered by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell on Friday was that it was “not clear what the appropriate path for monetary policy will be.” He added that central bankers were “waiting for greater clarity before we consider adjustments” and that it doesn’t feel like they need to be in a hurry to act.

Reply Hazy, Try Again

Earnings season unofficially kicks off this Friday with JPMorgan, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley reporting before the bell. One thing you shouldn’t expect a lot of this reporting period, according to Wedbush tech analyst Dan Ives, is management teams providing a picture of what their financials will look like through the rest of the year.

“At the current situation we do not expect most tech companies to give any guidance on the 1Q conference calls over the next month including Apple given too much uncertainty,” he wrote in a note slashing his price target on the iPhone maker. “The sheer uncertainty of this tariff announcement will cause demand destruction for consumers globally (recession fears, etc) and the price consequences of this tariff action are hard to grasp and model.”

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Lionsgate closes higher on Netflix acquisition rumor

Shares for the film production company Lionsgate soared on Tuesday following rumors of a potential buyout.

According to a person familiar with the possible merger and acquisitions deal, streaming giant Netflix is one of the companies that may be interested in buying Lionsgate Studios, per reporting by Semafor.

Neither Lionsgate nor Netflix confirmed the news, but nevertheless the stock climbed, closing up 14%.

Netflix closed lower on news that Fox will acquire Roku in an approximately $22 billion deal after it was also rumored that the streaming company was interested in that acquisition. “Netflix did not make a bid for Roku,” a spokesperson told Semafor. This comes after Netflix withdrew its buyout bid for Warner Bros. Discovery earlier this year.

Lionsgates shares are up 77% since January. Lionsgate owns massive franchises like John Wick and The Hunger Games. The film company has a market cap of approximately $4.7 billion, making it roughly 5x smaller than Roku and 13x smaller than Warner Bros.

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Oil tumbles below $80 to 3-month low on US-Iran deal

Oil prices slid to their lowest levels in more than three months today after a preliminary ceasefire agreement between the US and Iran raised expectations that more crude could return to global markets and key shipping routes through the Strait of Hormuz could reopen.

Brent crude fell below $78 a barrel while West Texas Intermediate dropped to $73.31, extending losses as traders priced in lower geopolitical risk premiums tied to Middle East supply disruptions.

The preliminary pact announced by President Donald Trump and Iranian leaders establishes a 60-day ceasefire to end the active hostilities that have choked the Middle East since late February. A formal memorandum of understanding is scheduled to be officially signed in Switzerland this Friday, according to Bloomberg report.

Trump said on Sunday that the Strait of Hormuz would be opened when the agreement is signed in Switzerland on Friday, writing on Truth Social, “Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow!

US Energy Department data, meanwhile, showed that Americas strategic oil stockpiles sank last week to their lowest level since 1983, indicating sustained demand to rebuild them even if the Mideast conflict ends.

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Eos Energy surges on commercial launch of second battery production line

Eos Energy Enterprises is surging in early trading after announcing the official start of commercial production at its second automated battery manufacturing line.

In a statement, the company said this milestone positions it to scale production of its proprietary zinc-based long-duration energy storage systems to meet rising commercial demand.

Management touted the enhanced efficiency of this facility, with design upgrades slashing raw material travel by 86% and shortening the physical production line length by 40% compared to Line 1.

“Battery Line 2 demonstrates our ability to continuously improve as we scale,” said John Mahaz, Chief Operating Officer of Eos. “It validates that our manufacturing system can be replicated and scaled with discipline.”

The battery energy storage company confirmed that while subassemblies will continue coming online through the early third quarter, full production capacity is targeted for the fourth quarter of 2026. The ultimate goal is to hit an aggregate 4 gigawatt-hours of annual manufacturing capacity by the end of 2026. Management also highlighted that Battery Line 1 already surpassed its full-year 2025 output within the first 164 days of 2026.

Today’s announcement builds on recent operational momentum for Eos, which posted better-than-expected Q1 sales and announced a joint venture with Cerberus Capital Management in May. However, shares are still down 37% year to date.

For the full year, Eos still expects to achieve revenues between $300 million and $400 million, in line with its previously provided guidance.

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Qualcomm reportedly in talks to acquire AI chip design company Tenstorrent

Qualcomm is in talks to acquire AI chip design firm Tenstorrent for $8 billion to $10 billion, according to The Information.

This transaction, if completed, would be another concrete signal of the San Diego-based chip company’s attempt to carve out a niche in the upstream AI space (data centers), rather than focusing on end-user devices.

Qualcomm’s key business of handset chips has fallen on hard times, particularly in China, due to the memory chip shortage.

Less than eight weeks ago, the chip company was the lowlight in the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index, down about 20% year to date.

Shares proceeded to surge over 60%, buoyed by optimism that the rising AI tide will lift all boats. With the release of Q2 earnings, CEO Cristiano Amon said that initial shipments of AI chips to a “leading hyperscaler” were on track for later this year, and to expect more on the company’s AI growth plans at its investor day on June 24 (next week). Last month, Bloomberg reported that Qualcomm is poised to sell “millions” of AI chips to TikTok parent ByteDance.

Established AI chip giants and hyperscalers alike have reached agreements with or gobbled up burgeoning AI chip companies as the boom rolls on. In December, Nvidia announced a major licensing deal with AI inference specialist Groq, while Meta bought AI chip startup Rivos in September.

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