The bigwig tech CEOs are basically lining up to throw couch-cushion money at Trump
It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Tech billionaires are tripping over themselves to donate to President-elect Donald Trump. The most common gift lately — donated by Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, and now OpenAI CEO Sam Altman — is that nice, round number that Dr. Evil thought he could hold the world ransom for: $1 million.
To put it into more understandable terms, we calculated the tech billionaires’ recent donations as a share of their total net worth, then scaled that by the median net worth of US households. In other words, this is what their contributions would feel like to regular Americans.
For Zuckerberg and Bezos, their million-dollar donations would be the equivalent of less than a dollar — say, the price of a banana. For Altman, whose net worth we estimated at about $2 billion (much lower than the rest), the gift felt like nearly a hundred-dollar bill.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk gave a lot more — $250 million to Trump’s campaign during the election season — but he also has more to give. For Musk, who’s got more money than anyone on the planet, his contribution was the equivalent of spending $109 — and it’s paying off in spades.
The funny thing is, even when Dr. Evil first uttered the words “one MILLION dollars” in 1997, his henchman responded: “Don’t you think we should maybe ask for more than $1 million? $1 million isn’t exactly a lot of money these days.”