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LinkedIn is a weird, workaholic wasteland — and a total gold mine for Microsoft

The home of humble bragging is bagging billions for Microsoft and driving leads for smaller business owners.

LinkedIn may not be the first platform you think of when you think about our modern obsession with social media. But the site’s strange mix of job postings, constant spam, professional advice you didn’t ask for, humble and not-so-humble bragging, as well as the occasional actually useful bit of professional connection or networking has quietly turned itself into a gold mine for its owner, Microsoft.

Though spending too long on the site might have you reaching to submit a contribution to “r/LinkedInLunatics” — a Reddit forum where people post the most insane things they see on the platform — the truth of the matter is that more professionals are engaging on LinkedIn.

Last week, Microsoft revealed that the site is seeing record engagement, with comments on the platform up 37% year over year. Moreover, millions of people have now signed up for LinkedIn Premium; the company revealed that it’s earned more than $2 billion in revenue from its AI-laden premium service in the last 12 months. Indeed, LinkedIn more broadly contributes healthily to Microsoft’s bottom line — the division delivered $16 billion in revenue in 2024, more than The New York Times, Zoom, and Docusign put together.

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The Microsoft-owned company has been adding a plethora of AI features aimed mainly at job seekers to its paid tier since 2023. Those include autogenerated messages and AI-powered judgments about where an applicant would be a good fit for a job posting. And the latest numbers suggest that the AI features are helping LinkedIn convince its more than 1 billion users to get their credit cards out, as the number of premium subscribers has grown around 50% in the last two years.

The platform has even tried to get in on the gaming boom, taking a leaf out of The New York Times’ playbook, launching four separate games last year. That fits with LinkedIn’s strategy of being all things to all people, which, somehow, seems to be working — even with the younger demographic.

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Younger generations tend to reflexively reject spending time on the same online social media platforms as their parents (here’s looking at you, Facebook). But, unfortunately for the youth, you do tend to turn into your parents as you age, and LinkedIn is no exception. As Gen Z has entered the workforce, they seem to have no problem with the site, with the number of American Gen Z users on LinkedIn estimated to have risen 14% in 2024, per Insider Intelligence. But those younger users post on the site in a very different way.

Once upon a time, personal or honest takes were regarded as awkward and professionally desperate on LinkedIn. But being a so-called “thinkfluencer” in 2025 is increasingly a strategic way to boost your “personal brand” (should you desire to have such a thing). After a number of conversations with small business owners over the last few months, the reality is that posting every single day on LinkedIn, even if it feels uncomfortable at times, is a bona fide way of bringing in leads.

From CEOs crying about laying off employees to former colleagues reflecting on what a proposal taught them about B2B sales, a collection of the site’s worst, cringiest posts are well documented on Instagram and X (Twitter) pages. But those cringe-inducing moments haven’t put off top-level company executives from companies like Blackstone, Ralph Lauren, and Spotify talking about their businesses on the platform, with a 23% increase in LinkedIn posts by CEOs in September 2024 since the start of the year, many of whom are joining to create a narrative about the company in a relatable manner beyond the boring numbers.

And LinkedIn is going all in to cater to a generation that came of age posting about their lives everywhere: the job-hunting site has added tools like vertical video early last year, which soon became the fastest-growing content type on the site, with video uploads jumping 36% year over year.

Just how strong of a grip does the app have on the professional networking scene? Traffic data from Similarweb lends some insight. As you might expect, traffic drops off on the weekends — but perhaps not as much as you might expect.

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Now, if we slice that same data by day of the week, we can see more clearly that LinkedIn’s main website is still getting 10 million to 11 million hits per day on Saturday and Sunday.

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If nothing else, that data is further proof of the app’s grip on the professional networking scene, with a user base that skews more educated and wealthier than almost any other major social networking site, per data from Pew Research Center. Of course, the wealthier the user base, the more valuable it is to advertisers, which still make up the majority of LinkedIn’s revenue. Indeed, LinkedIn scraped almost half ($7 billion) of its total revenue by selling services, promotions, and software to corporate recruiters as of 2023.

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With more and more people dipping their toes into remote working, definitions of what’s socially acceptable to share at work are also changing. It’s this interplay between generations and workforces (work-from-home vs. work-from-office), and the fact that some make serious money from the platform, that makes LinkedIn — for lack of a better word — weird.

Some people want to log on to find a job. Some want to find new clients. Some want to hire someone. Some want to sarcastically comment on a coworker’s promotion. Some want to snoop on their colleagues. Some just want to play “Queens” for 10 minutes on their lunch break. I have even been asked by friends to look people up on the platform before they go on a date, to see what their potential Romeo or Juliet does for a living.

But if weird is the first accusation that springs to mind for a social platform, Microsoft execs probably won’t mind too much as they count the $16 billion a year in revenue that the platform brings in.

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Palo Alto Networks surges after it beats revenue and earnings estimates

Cybersecurity firm Palo Alto Networks jumped more than 10% in postmarket trading after reporting fiscal third-quarter results that beat analyst revenue and earnings expectations.

The company posted adjusted earnings per share of $0.85, versus the FactSet analyst consensus estimate of $0.79 on $3 billion in revenue. (Wall Street had expected $2.94 billion.)

The company also boosted its guidance for the full fiscal year. The company now expects non-GAAP EPS in the range of $3.77 to $3.79, compared to its previous projection of $3.65 to $3.70 (and analysts’ expectations of $3.68). It also forecast revenue of $11.415 billion to $11.425 billion, representing year-over-year growth of 24%, compared to previous growth expectations of 22% to 23%.

Through Tuesday’s close, the stock had risen more than 60% in the past month.

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Microsoft releases 7 new models, next-gen quantum chip at Build conference

Microsoft is making it clear it can stand on its own as a competitor in the AI arena.

Today at its annual Microsoft Build developer conference, the company made a flurry of announcements that move it further away from the shadow of its complicated relationship with partner OpenAI.

Among the products announced:

  • New Nvidia-powered Windows PCs: the Surface Laptop Ultra and Surface RTX Spark Dev Box.

  • Seven new homegrown AI models: MAI Image-2.5, MAI Image-2.5-Flash, MAIN Transcribe-1.5, MAI Thinking-1, MAI Voice-2, MAIN Voice-2-Flash, and MAI Code-1-Flash.

  • Majorana 2, the company’s next-gen quantum chip.

  • Microsoft Scout, an integrated always-on agent built on OpenClaw.

  • Project Solara, an AI gadget operating system.

Investors were unimpressed, however, as shares were down over 4% after the announcements.

  • New Nvidia-powered Windows PCs: the Surface Laptop Ultra and Surface RTX Spark Dev Box.

  • Seven new homegrown AI models: MAI Image-2.5, MAI Image-2.5-Flash, MAIN Transcribe-1.5, MAI Thinking-1, MAI Voice-2, MAIN Voice-2-Flash, and MAI Code-1-Flash.

  • Majorana 2, the company’s next-gen quantum chip.

  • Microsoft Scout, an integrated always-on agent built on OpenClaw.

  • Project Solara, an AI gadget operating system.

Investors were unimpressed, however, as shares were down over 4% after the announcements.

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Amazon’s Prime Day is coming early this year

Amazon is moving its four-day Prime Day event up from July, where it’s been for the last five years, to June 23 through 26.

The retail giant cites scheduling clashes with the FIFA World Cup and the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence as reasons for the move. Prime Day is one of Amazon’s biggest sales events of the year, helping drive $24.1 billion in US online spending last year, according to Adobe Analytics.

More concretely, the move means Amazon will pull a massive chunk of sales from one of its biggest events into Q2, which ends June 30, rather than Q3.

Beyond the top-line revenue shift, Amazon is also using the event to flex its newer strategic muscles, aggressively cross-promoting its same-day grocery delivery networks and its Amazon Haul discount storefront.

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Tesla’s China-made EV sales grew 39% in May, marking 7 straight months of growth

Sales of Tesla vehicles made at its Shanghai plant — produced for China, Europe, and other international markets — grew 39% in May to 85,982 vehicles, a record for the year.

The data marks the company’s seventh straight month of year-over-year wholesale growth for made-in-China vehicles and the company’s continued stabilization overseas. Across the entire Chinese auto industry, overall wholesale volume of so-called new energy vehicles — EVs and hybrids — produced domestically grew 12% from May 2025.

The China Passenger Car Association will report China-only sales later this month, offering a clearer picture of performance in Tesla’s second-largest market. On Monday, several European markets posted year-over-year sales growth for Tesla.

The China Passenger Car Association will report China-only sales later this month, offering a clearer picture of performance in Tesla’s second-largest market. On Monday, several European markets posted year-over-year sales growth for Tesla.

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Alphabet announces $80 billion equity raise to fund AI infrastructure, including a $10 billion bet from Berkshire Hathaway

To fund its rapidly expanding AI infrastructure push, Alphabet just announced a whopping $80 billion equity capital raise.

While concerns over share dilution sent the stock down slightly after-hours, the deal secured a major anchor partner: Berkshire Hathaway, which is backing the offering with a $10 billion investment. (Berkshire was run by Warren Buffett until he stepped down as CEO at the beginning of this year, handing the reins to Greg Abel.)

Alphabet plans to spend up to $190 billion on capex this year.

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