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Gold is outperforming the Nasdaq 100 since the launch of ChatGPT

There’s a bull market in anti-humanity.

Luke Kawa

Gold is glittering.

The shiny metal, which drives no future cash flows and offers no yield, has now delivered a better price return than the Invesco QQQ Trust, which tracks the Nasdaq 100, since the launch of ChatGPT at the end of November 2022.

What does it mean that the so-called barbarous relic is doing so well — even better than the AI-driven tech-heavy index?

For some perspective, in April 2013, my old boss Joe Weisenthal (then at Business Insider) wrote about how it was “great news” that the price of gold was crashing.

Some excerpts:

Investing in gold is a rejection of government money and finance. Money flowing into gold-related assets represents a belief that rocks (however shiny they are) are a better place to invest than human endeavors (like stocks).

You can see that even with the recent upturn in stocks, relative to gold, gold has crushed stocks since 2000.

Arguably, 2000 represented a peak in belief in the capabilities of humans. The internet inspired all kinds of crazy optimism about how humans would re-shape the world for the better. The ebullience spread beyond the net. There was, for example, optimism about new ways of transporting humans: Fuel cells! Segway!

Of course, the bubble crashed. Then we had 9/11. Then we had two wars. Then we had the housing implosion. Then we had the financial crisis. Then the horrible recession. Then the European crisis and the debt ceiling and everything else.

In other words, we had a series of a events that, for good reason, shook our faith in humanity. During this time, people thought about history on a large scale. And gold, having been used as a money for thousands of years, did pretty well, especially relative to stocks, which represent companies made up of humans.

If you agree with Weisenthal’s mental model (I do!), that makes what we’re living through now all the more striking.

We have similar (if not more!) techno optimism that we did during the dot-com bubble, this time over AI, and it’s sent tech shares soaring.

Yet we have the outperformance of gold, which in my view is primarily a function of:

  • Concern that global fiscal and monetary policymakers are willing to allow inflation to run hotter than it has during the 30 years that preceded the pandemic (i.e. “The Great Moderation”);

  • A diversification away from US assets in favor of the shiny metal, on the margin, fueled by:

    • The sanctions imposed on Russia in the wake of its invasion of Ukraine, and a desire by other countries to not potentially have reserves frozen in the same nature;

    • Uncertainty around US policymaking as it pertains to trade, capital flows, and the independence of monetary policy.

Put these things together and there seems to be building distrust about macroeconomic policymaking coupled with an implicit disassociation between “technological progress” and “human progress” — which may be down to the fact that artificial intelligence is being billed as a labor-replacing technology (see: Salesforce).

Gold and tech ripping together, for these reasons, tells us we’re in the midst of a bull market in anti-humanity.

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Carvana tumbles on report from short seller Gotham City Research

Used car retailer Carvana is down more than 16% on Wednesday, with shares on pace for their worst day since April.

A new report from short seller Gotham City Research, which had teased its publication in a post on X earlier in the day, appears to be dragging shares down. In the report, Gotham alleges Carvana’s 2023-24 earnings were overstated by more than $1 billion. (For perspective, Carvana’s earnings in those two years totaled just over $550 million.)

Gotham’s report also alleges that Carvana’s earnings are “far more dependent” on auto loan companies DriveTime and Bridgecrest than the market currently takes into account and that DriveTime’s subsidies fuel over 73% of Carvana’s earnings before interest and taxes. In its post teasing its findings, Gotham said Carvana would “age as one of the biggest Corporate Scandals of America over time.”

Per the report:

“We see problems with accounting, disclosure, and business practices that will lead to regulatory trouble. At best, we believe CVNA is far less profitable than believed, as a standalone business. At worst, CVNA is more like Tricolor, rather than Amazon. Either way, shares face massive downside risk to the share price.”

Carvana did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

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Corning reports better-than-expected Q4 results

Glassmaker Corning, which saw its shares explode higher Tuesday after announcing an up to $6 billion deal to supply fiber-optic equipment for Meta AI data centers in coming years, issued its Q4 numbers before the start of trading Wednesday.

The company reported:

  • Non-GAAP core earnings per share of $0.72 vs. consensus expectations of $0.71 from analysts, according to FactSet.

  • Core sales of $4.41 billion vs. a $4.36 billion consensus estimate from analysts.

The company expects Q1 2026 core sales of $4.2 billion to $4.3 billion, compared to a consensus estimate of $4.26 billion from Wall Street, with core EPS between $0.66 and $0.70, the midpoint of which is a penny higher than the Street’s estimate of $0.67.

Investors traded the stock, which rose 16% on Tuesday after the Meta news, down 3.4% before markets opened. Through the end of Tuesday’s session, shares had nearly doubled over the last six months.

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GE Vernova, cornerstone of AI energy trade, dips after Q4 profit trails estimates

GE Vernova, which makes turbines used in power plants and has been a cornerstone in the AI power trade, is falling after posting a mixed bag of Q4 results on Wednesday morning.

  • Adjusted EBITDA of $1.16 billion fell short of the $1.25 billion estimate from analysts polled by Bloomberg, dragged down by a loss in its wind business.

  • Total revenue came in at $10.96 billion vs. the $10.21 billion consensus expectation from analysts polled by FactSet.

  • GE Vernova gave full-year 2026 sales guidance of between $44 billion and $45 billion vs. a consensus estimate of $42.13 billion.

  • New orders came in at $22.2 billion vs. expectations for $18.28 billion.

GE Vernova is up some 400% over the last two years, but the majority of those gains were booked by August 2025. Since then, the shares have been largely range-bound, and are down a bit after this morning’s report.

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Starbucks jumps after same-store sales beat estimates in Q1

Starbucks rose as much as 9% in premarket trading and continued to soar when the market opened on Wednesday after it reported financial results that beat Wall Street estimates on same-store sales for its fiscal Q1, with management projecting better-than-expected results for that key metric for the full fiscal year.

For the last three months of 2025, Starbucks reported:

  • $9.9 billion in revenue, higher than the $9.6 billion analysts were penciling in.

  • Same-store sales growth of 4%, significantly higher than the 2.3% analysts polled by FactSet had estimated. This marks the second consecutive quarter where that key metric was positive.

  • Adjusted earnings per share of $0.56, less than the $0.59 the Street was expecting.

The sales beat is a sign that CEO Brian Niccol’s turnaround plan, which includes ideas like the “bearista cup” and extending seasonal drink periods, may be moving the needle. It is clear from our top-line results that our Back to Starbucks plan is working and our turnaround is taking hold, Niccol told analysts Wednesday morning.

Starbucks China business saw comparable-store sales grow by 7% after years of stagnant sales. The company said in November that it would sell a 60% stake in its China sector to Boyu Capital. China was a standout, Niccol said.

The company also shared its first financial outlook since suspending its forecast in October 2024. For its fiscal year ending in September, Starbucks guided for same-store sales to rise by at least 3%, more than the 2.83% growth that Wall Street was projecting. Management also expects annual adjusted earnings per share in a range of $2.15 to $2.40, compared to the $2.35 analysts were estimating.

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