Sherwood
Tuesday Sep.09, 2025

đź’” Breakup season?

S&P 500 Spinoffs chart
Sherwood News/Bloomberg
Presented by

Hey Snackers,

OpenAI now expects to burn through around $115 billion through 2029 — a full $80 billion higher than the company had previously estimated. Just how much is that? We created a list of stuff that costs less than OpenAI’s cash burn, which includes Apple’s total current assets, the last Last 34 quarters of Walmart profit, 11 seasons of NFL TV deals, and more.

No news was good news for US stocks on Monday. The S&P 500 rose 0.2% in what was its fourth-smallest intraday range of 2025, as did the Russell 2000, while the Nasdaq 100 gained 0.5%. Tech was the standout S&P 500 sector ETF, while utilities was the big loser.

Corporate breakups and spinoffs are back on Wall Street — but are investors up for the ride?

Bankers love to put companies together, helping executives piece together acquisitions in pursuit of scale, synergies, and seriously huge advisory fees. And they also don’t mind doing the opposite. 

Indeed, corporate America’s hottest new trend in dealmaking is breaking up. Spin offs among S&P 500 companies are running at their fastest pace since 2016.

  • So far this year, plenty of household names opted to split themselves apart: industrial giant HoneywellH is dividing into three, while Warner Bros. Discovery said in June it would separate its TV networks from streaming and studios. 

  • Keurig Dr Pepper plans to separate its soda and coffee businesses after completing its $18 billion acquisition of JDE Peet’s. 

  • And Kraft Heinz will spin off its grocery arm, shedding Kraft-branded staples like boxed mac and cheese and frozen meals.

What’s fueling this corporate uncoupling? According to the WSJ, a big driver is activists pushing back against bloated empires. Their argument? Fast-growing divisions get dragged down by sluggish ones, and those much-hyped “synergies” from megamergers hardly show up. That logic has led to some past megamergers being undone. 

But whether these corporate divorces actually pay off is another story. 

The Takeaway

In the first 18-24 months following the split, companies spun off do tend to outperform the S&P 500 by ~10%, according to Trivariate Research — but those early gains might not hold up over longer time horizons. Since its 2015 launch, the S&P US Spin-Off Index — which tracks $1 billion+ S&P 500 companies spun off in the last four years — has lagged behind the main S&P 500 Index.

Presented by Simple
Woman in chair practicing yoga Simple

The Reason Chair Yoga has Gone Viral

Rolling straight from bed to your desk might be more harmful than you think, but the developers of the viral weight loss app Simple have a smart solution. Their Chair Yoga program is designed to strengthen your body in just 10 minutes a day.

Chair workouts combine low-impact yoga with proven principles of mobility training, plus, they’re great for beginners, seniors, or anyone easing into movement. If you’ve been looking for a plan that makes building strength feel achievable, not stressful, then welcome to Simple.

Take the quiz to start your personalized plan; they’re offering 50% off!

The luminary of the AI trade this month is perennial survivor Broadcom

As Broadcom enjoys a rush of new orders from a major new customer (reported to be OpenAI), it’s also reveling in a flood of traffic into the stock. On Monday, traders continue to bid up shares in response to the brighter outlook for 2026 revenues, which sent the stock up 9.4% on Friday.

  • The chip designer is basking in a flood of price target hikes from Wall Street, with Bank of America, JPMorgan, Argus Research, Citigroup, Bernstein, Deutsche Bank, Morgan Stanley, Barclays, Piper Sandler, Rosenblatt Securities, Wells Fargo, and Susquehanna upping their view on how high shares can go since the company reported earnings last week.

  • Separately, Taiwanese industry outlet DigiTimes is reporting that orders from several other leading tech companies for custom-made Broadcom chips (or ASICs) are “already in the pipeline,” though that report has not been corroborated by our own or any other publication’s reporting to date.

  • One weird thing, though: When Broadcom announced it booked that big client, shares of their major AI chip rivals tanked. The judgement of the Invisible Hand was that this was nearly a zero-sum outcome: $130 billion of market cap erased from Nvidia and Advanced Micro Devices, and a $135 billion increase in Broadcom’s market value.

But looking at this from the perspective of near-term cash flows, the market’s view seems off.

The Takeaway

Assuming the reporting around OpenAI and Broadcom is accurate, these orders for ASICs don’t look to be displacing what the ChatGPT creator was going to spend on Nvidia’s GPUs, but are just in addition to it!  The money’s not coming out of Jensen Huang’s pockets, it’s coming out of OpenAI’s coffers. Their spending budget is just getting bigger, and Broadcom’s the big winner.

The Best Thing We Read Today

Solana getting “new heart” in biggest upgrade ever

The Alpenglow upgrade revamps solana’s consensus engine to decrease transaction finality from 12.8 seconds to 150 milliseconds, bringing the blockchain network closer to its goal of being an on-chain Nasdaq.

Why it matters ➡️

Presented by Simple
Simple wall pilates image

User Lost 86 Lbs With This At-Home Challenge

Can you really transform your body in just 28 days? 18M users think yes.

Research shows that convenience and consistency are key to fitness success. That's why this at-home challenge will help you lose weight and tone up fast, join Simple’s 28-day Wall Pilates challenge. Snacks readers get 3 months free!

Yesterday’s Big Daily Movers

  • Echostar skyrocketed after SpaceX purchased a pair of spectrum licenses in a $17 billion deal

  • Meanwhile, would-be rivals like AST SpaceMobile, Crown Castle, American Tower, and T-Mobile traded lower 

  • AppLovin and Robinhood* rallied on their S&P 500 inclusion

  • Volkswagen jumped about 4% higher after reportedly closing in on its own, separate tariff deal with the US

What Else We're Snackin'

Snack Fact Of The Day

Healthcare-related industries are forecast to grow the most in the coming decade.

Today's Events

T

Earnings expected from Oracle, GameStop, and Synopsys

Get Your News

Subscribe and thrive

Snacks provides fresh takes on the financial news you need to start your day. Chartr provides data visualizations on business, entertainment, and society. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

Latest Stories

Sherwood Media, LLC produces fresh and unique perspectives on topical financial news and is a fully owned subsidiary of Robinhood Markets, Inc., and any views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of any other Robinhood affiliate, including Robinhood Markets, Inc., Robinhood Financial LLC, Robinhood Securities, LLC, Robinhood Crypto, LLC, or Robinhood Money, LLC.