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Tuesday Feb.24, 2026

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The Winter Olympics are over, with Norway winning a historic 18 gold medals, more than any other country in Winter Olympics history. What’s even more impressive is that Norway’s total population is under 5.7 million, slightly less than the state of Colorado. This brings Norway’s number of medals per 10 million inhabitants to a massive 73.6. See how its medals per population stack up compared to larger countries. 

If you’re, like us, feeling Olympics withdrawal, may we suggest the cure can be found in our sports-focused newsletter, Scoreboard? Sign up here. 

The S&P 500, Nasdaq 100, and Russell 2000 all sank on Monday as stocks slumped amid AI anxiety and tariff turmoil. Consumer staples and healthcare were the best performers as investors rotated into defensive stocks. 

Software stocks crater as independent research piece details potential AI dystopian scenario

Software stocks got shellacked yesterday as a post published by Citrini Research and Lotus Technology Management managing partner Alap Shah sharpened attention on the magnitude and breadth of losers from the AI boom.

  • The piece, titled “The 2028 Global Intelligence Crisis,” is a hypothetical scenario analysis exploring the left-tail risks in two years’ time in a world where there’s an aggressive AI build-out and adoption of AI agents.

  • “What follows is a scenario, not a prediction,” the authors wrote. “Hopefully, reading this leaves you more prepared for potential left tail risks as AI makes the economy increasingly weird.” 

  • The hypothetical pain points for the software industry include software-as-a-service companies forced to offer steep discounts to customers for 2027 renewals to avoid being displaced by new AI tools, and “systems of record” like ServiceNow issuing dire results and job cuts as the potential for in-house builds weighs on growth and pricing.

“What if our AI bullishness continues to be right... and what if that’s actually bearish?” the authors added. Stocks that finished between 8% and 12% down on the day included CrowdStrike, AppLovin, Atlassian, GitLab, Datadog, and Asana. 

The Takeaway

Anyway, the market seemed genuinely spooked by the “scenario.” 

The original tweet with a link to the piece from Citrini Research, which was founded by James van Geelen, has received 6.5 million views, been retweeted over 2,600 times, and bookmarked 15,000 times just after market close on Monday, per X, and van Geelen’s profile was among the most viewed on the Bloomberg Terminal. 

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Tech winners haven’t crushed tech losers by this much since the dot-com bubble was bursting

The performance gap between the tech sector’s winners and losers has reached the 100th percentile, widening to levels not seen since 2000.

That’s according to Jeff deGraaf, head of technical research at Renaissance Macro Research, who flagged in a note to clients the magnitude of this divergence in fortunes within the industry.

Year to date, the best performers in the Russell 1000 Technology Index (and presumably the best charts) include Sandisk, Western Digital, Corning, Vertiv Holdings, Micron, and Applied Materials.

The Takeaway

“To see similar levels of performance differential between winners and losers requires a trip back to 2000 as the dot-com bubble was bursting and the semis were holding up relative to the speculative internet related names,” deGraaf wrote. “Beware chasing good charts in technology, and at the margin, reduce exposure.”

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OpenAI’s planned cash burn was unlike anything we’d ever seen — now they’re doubling it

As we noted last year, the sheer scale of OpenAI’s cash burn plans have been unlike anything we’ve ever seen. And we now know the company’s cash burn forecasts are actually even more insane than we previously thought. Following a report from The Information that Project Stargate is a “chaotic mess,” the outlet also reported that OpenAI expects to burn through $218 billion between 2026 and 2029.

See how it compares to Uber, Netflix, and Tesla

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