Business

DO YOU EVEN SIP, BRO?

Coffee beans swirling video
(Getty Images)

“Broistas” and protein-maxxing: Dutch Bros and other unlikely coffee challengers are terrifying Starbucks

The sudden rise of upstarts like Dutch Bros and 7 Brew shows how consumer preferences around coffee have changed.

Adam Chandler

Nearly 10 years ago, Starbucks, deploying borderline ridiculous references to “the craftsmanship of the Milanese barista” and “the spirit of the Italian people,” announced that it would open its first-ever store in Italy. 

“Starbucks history is directly linked to the way the Italians created and executed the perfect shot of espresso,” then CEO Howard Schultz gushed at the time. “Everything that we’ve done sits on the foundation of those wonderful experiences that many of us have had in Italy, and we’ve aspired to be a respectful steward of that legacy for 45 years.”

Starbucks in Milan, Italy
Starbucks in Milan, Italy, in 2024 (Alessandro Levati/Getty Images)

Fast-forward to last week, when the company made a decidedly American menu decision: after netting its highest US sales week in company history with the return of its pumpkin spice lineup, Starbucks announced it would add protein-infused cold foam and protein lattes to its menu. “Crafted with protein-boosted milk, Starbucks protein lattes will deliver approximately 27 to 36 grams of protein per grande beverage while maintaining the rich, bold flavor and smooth texture customers know and love,” the company promised. 

Americans’ preferences, as it turns out, are not as timeless as the steadfast virtuosity of the humble Milanese craftsman or Italy’s vaunted coffee culture. We’ve now entered a consumer landscape where “grams of protein per grande beverage” is a unit of both measurement and aspiration. 

The life of Starbucks as a self-styled craft coffee brand has always been undercut by its ambition to be an enormous chain with mass appeal. But its recent drift into the world of functional beverages — “protein-maxxing” being its latest experiment — reveals something else about what US coffee drinkers increasingly want in their personalized paper cups. 

We’ve now entered a consumer landscape where “grams of protein per grande beverage” is a unit of both measurement and aspiration.

Hopping on an earlier wellness trend, the company served up antioxidant-packed turmeric lattes for a while and, last year, it introduced (and later discontinued) a line of handcrafted energy drinks with the caffeine content of six cans of Coca-Cola. Now that American consumers are deep in the throes of a protein renaissance, Starbucks is in hot (possibly burnt) pursuit of a younger coalition of gym rats, RFK Jr. acolytes, and GLP-1 users who want to beef up their macronutrient count more than already necessary.

Ordinarily, the fickle comings and goings of consumer trends (I still love you, sriracha) wouldn’t be the cause of existential alarm for a company like Starbucks. But the slow emergence of a new type of beverage drinker — indifferent to and perhaps dismissive of Starbucks’ ventis, grandes, and general Italophilia — has raised the fortunes of a new type of competitor. As Sherwood News’ Claire Yubin Oh and David Crowther reported, while Starbucks recently saw its same-store sales dip 2% year over year, the biggest gainer (up 6.1%) across the whole quick-service kingdom was a coffee chain called Dutch Bros .

For the uninitiated, the Oregon-born coffee chain, which is now headquartered in Arizona, is anything but artisanal: its employees are sincerely called “broistas” and its menu has entire sections of “protein coffee” options, smoothies, and customizable energy drinks with names like Tiger’s Blood and Kick in Da Face. 

Also, a medium iced coffee at Dutch Bros is a whopping 24 ounces compared to the wimpy 16-ounce standard at Starbucks. Thumbing a collective nose at the real estate expenses and third-space whimsy of the coffeehouse concept, many of Dutch Bros’ stores are drive-thru only. The company recently hit the 1,000-store mark across 19 states and not only plans to open 160 more outposts in the second half of this year, but it also recently revised its national growth plan upward from 4,000 stores to 7,000 stores.

Dutch Bros isn’t alone in incorporating the growing lust for functional (or perhaps hyperfunctional) coffee and energy drinks into its model. While the broistas have been making a name for themselves largely out west, 7 Brew Coffee emerged out of Arkansas and has opened nearly 500 stores across 34 states since 2017. Like Dutch Bros, it operates primarily as a drive-thru only, sports a number of energy drinks on its menu, tends to avoid focusing its growth within the nation’s largest cities, and prominently features coffee drinks with six full shots of espresso. 

While the two chains are still relative unknowns in certain geographic centers and national news hubs, they’re hardly upstarts at this point: Dutch Bros went public in 2021, with founder Travis Boersma ringing the New York Stock Exchange bell in a Rage Against the Machine T-shirt. Meanwhile, Jimmy John Liautaud (of Jimmy John’s fame) and Lone Star Steakhouse founder Jamie Coulter were early investors in 7 Brew before selling their majority stakes in the company as part of an investment deal with Blackstone last year. Tellingly, in 2023, 7 Brew CEO John Davidson described his ambition to grow the brand into “the Dollar General of coffee.”

If anyone is well attuned to the dangers of ignoring the demands of the younger consumer, it’s Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol, whose tenure at the company began one year ago after declining sales and stumbling share prices. Starbucks poached Niccol from Chipotle, where he had been tasked with solving the chain’s loyalty crisis in the wake of its cataclysmic food-borne illness scandals. (Before that, Chipotle poached him from Taco Bell.)

Within weeks of Niccol’s arrival, Starbucks ditched the Oleato, its frankly weird line of olive-oil-infused drinks that former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz discovered during a trip to Sicily. The company also returned the milk and sweetener bars to its stores, knocked off its upcharges for milk substitutes, and ended its open-door policy of allowing people to linger in its stores or use its bathrooms without making a purchase. (Meanwhile, management has reportedly slow-walked negotiations with its unionizing employees.)

Dutch Bros opens in Southern California
Dutch Bros in Orange County, California (Paul Bersebach/Getty Images)

In other words, Starbucks seems to be moving away from its more performatively enlightened era, when coffee was a highbrow craft instead of fuel and where the coffeehouse was a community hub instead of an outpost for quick and easy commerce. At the same time, American consumers — particularly younger ones desperate for value and thirstier than ever for functional beverages — are already pulling up to new places where poppin’ boba or protein milk is more than enough of a taste of la dolce vita.

More Business

See all Business
business

Electronic Arts launches a platform to put more ads in its games

Video game publishing giant EA launched a new platform on Monday designed to make the process of selling immersive ad space in its popular games easier.

The company says the platform, called EA Advertising, allows brands to “integrate directly into gameplay through dynamic, real-time placements, from stadium signage to custom in-game content.”

More so than other studios, EA has incorporated advertising into its most popular titles. As Kotaku points out, the company’s ad efforts stretch as far back as 2006. Several of its sports franchises already feature partnerships with brands like Visa, Lowe’s, Red Bull, and PepsiCo.

In-game advertising hasn’t exactly been embraced by fans, but industry experts expect it to ramp up as companies seek more revenue to offset higher games budgets and surging memory costs. EA rival Take-Two has taken a different approach, with CEO Strauss Zelnick recently saying the company was “not at risk of doing brand partnerships” in the forthcoming “Grand Theft Auto VI,” and that ads in full-price games seems “unfair.”

The $55 billion deal to take EA private, led by Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, is set to close at the end of this month. Being the largest leveraged buyout in history, EA will likely look for more ways to boost revenue to cover interest payments.

More so than other studios, EA has incorporated advertising into its most popular titles. As Kotaku points out, the company’s ad efforts stretch as far back as 2006. Several of its sports franchises already feature partnerships with brands like Visa, Lowe’s, Red Bull, and PepsiCo.

In-game advertising hasn’t exactly been embraced by fans, but industry experts expect it to ramp up as companies seek more revenue to offset higher games budgets and surging memory costs. EA rival Take-Two has taken a different approach, with CEO Strauss Zelnick recently saying the company was “not at risk of doing brand partnerships” in the forthcoming “Grand Theft Auto VI,” and that ads in full-price games seems “unfair.”

The $55 billion deal to take EA private, led by Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, is set to close at the end of this month. Being the largest leveraged buyout in history, EA will likely look for more ways to boost revenue to cover interest payments.

business

JM Smucker says it sold $1 billion worth of Uncrustables in FY2026

After years of booming sandwich sales, JM Smucker has finally earned a billion-dollar crust.

On Tuesday, the company reported results for fiscal year 2026, highlighting better-than-expected profits driven by higher prices for coffee and sweet baked goods. However, at another point on the earnings call, CEO Mark Smucker pointed to one particularly jammy figure: in line with previous forecasts, the company sold $1 billion worth of its (almost always) crustless sandwiches, Uncrustables, in the last year alone.

business

Paramount reportedly offers concessions to resolve multistate antitrust investigation

Paramount has reportedly offered up some concessions in an effort to prevent an antitrust lawsuit by California and about 10 other states, according to Bloomberg reporting on Monday.

Reuters first reported on the potential suit from a group of unnamed states last week, which could throw a wrench in Paramount’s plans to buy rival Warner Bros. Discovery in a Hollywood megamerger.

The list of concessions is unknown, though Bloomberg previously reported that Paramount is open to divesting some of its kids TV assets to appease EU regulators.

Late last month, reports said US regulators appeared likely to approve the $110 billion merger, following a meeting between Paramount CEO David Ellison and DOJ antitrust staffers.

The list of concessions is unknown, though Bloomberg previously reported that Paramount is open to divesting some of its kids TV assets to appease EU regulators.

Late last month, reports said US regulators appeared likely to approve the $110 billion merger, following a meeting between Paramount CEO David Ellison and DOJ antitrust staffers.

$98B ⛽

The IATA released its latest financial outlook for the airline industry over the weekend, forecasting a $98 billion jump in the sector’s collective fuel bill. The world’s largest trade group representing airlines expects the oil spike to halve profits by 49% from last year to $23 billion.

The group also expects profit margins to halve year over year, falling from 2025’s 4.2% to 2%. Still, revenue is expected to climb to $1.17 trillion from $1.07 trillion.

A surge in the cost of jet fuel has rocked US and global airlines this year, leading Delta Air Lines, United Airlines, American Airlines, Southwest Airlines, JetBlue, and others to raise fares and ancillary charges like bag fees. Low-cost carriers, which operate on smaller margins, have been squeezed the hardest, resulting in Spirit’s shutdown.

“It’s a tough year for all airlines, especially those whose balance sheets had not yet recovered from COVID. And, of course, for those operating in the Gulf,” said IATA Director General Willie Walsh, who added that demand is holding up and about half of passengers expect to spend more on travel this year. “That bodes well for a strong northern summer peak season. The big unknown is how long travelers and shippers can tolerate the higher costs of connectivity.”

Hollywood Exteriors And Landmarks - 2025

1 year into the Switch 2, we might’ve seen the top of the console market

The Switch 2 launched on this day in 2025. Amid a rough year for consoles, Nintendo has logged a good one.

Latest Stories

Sherwood Media, LLC and Chartr Limited produce fresh and unique perspectives on topical financial news and are fully owned subsidiaries of Robinhood Markets, Inc., and any views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of any other Robinhood affiliate, including Robinhood Markets, Inc., Robinhood Financial LLC, Robinhood Securities, LLC, Robinhood Crypto, LLC, Robinhood Money, LLC, Robinhood U.K. Ltd, Robinhood Derivatives, LLC, Robinhood Gold, LLC, Robinhood Asset Management, LLC, Robinhood Credit, Inc., Robinhood Ventures DE, LLC and, where applicable, its managed investment vehicles.